• tywin: what did all of these kings lack
  • tommen: kittens
  • tommen: a good king needs kittens
  • tywin: no that's not --
  • tommen: bring me a kitten


u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

I fell in love with you for who you are, for how you are. Not for what you look like, even though everything about you is perfect.


i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 


imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused


Ted is at the sidewalk in front of Robins apartament and someone accidentaly runs over him with a big car. The person gets out of the car to apologize and see if he’s ok and she’s the mother’s doppelganger.

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